Monday, March 9, 2009

One Line Humor




[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them
while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a
referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried -
but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one
you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you
get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or
she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she
agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more
than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.



[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between
address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have
done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father
seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never
come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a
formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes.

[25] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's
like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother
has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor
has it!

5 comments:

  1. Some Humour required inbetween...nice one...I enjoyed...
    anbudan aruna

    ReplyDelete

Life of hope - where you would perceive life optimistically and come to realize that life is always beautiful. [Click here]

Azhagi - a Never-Before-Seen Tamil Transliteration Software
Click here to know how ........
Azhagi - Unique and Unrivaled - Your Easiest Tamil Transliteration Software
ONLY Tamil Transliterator which
is 100% Phonetics-Compliant.
Click here to know how ..........

FREE Download of Azhagi - World's Easiest Tamil Transliterator - here

Azhagi video tutorial at downloadtube.com Azhagi antivirus scan report at downloadtube.com
There was an error in this gadget

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Infolinks In Text Ads

This Blog was Integrated with pay per click advertising program called Infolinks. Infolinks is an In Text advertising service: they take my text and create links within it. If you hover with your mouse over these double underlined links, you will see a small dialog box containing advertisement related to the text marked. You can choose to either move the mouse away and go on with your browsing, or to press on the box and go to the ad page which is relevant to the text. Click here to learn more about Infolinks Double Underline Link Ads.