Friday, August 6, 2010

Thanks to My Guardian Angel

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian Angel," the voice answered. "I am always with you to protect from Great Dangers!"

"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the hell were you when I got married?"


P. S: I sincerely thank God & My Guardian Angel for protecting me from the danger of Marriage by giving me this Physical Condition. ha! ha! ha! :-)




Hearty Thanx to....

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